Not all Jedi are smart.
Some Jedi hurl themselves headfirst into apocalyptic firefights with
naught-but-a-lightsaber, figuring they’ll be just fine deflecting every speck
of a horizontal hail of a million-zillion blaster bolts. (Sometimes referred to as
“lightsaber-donors.”) Others prefer to
take some precautions. Like this clever
and industrious sullistan Jedi. He’s
decided to sabotage this factories entire production line of battle droids, by
replacing the command “target locked: open fire” with “mount top hat, monocle,
and cane. Goto subroutine:
“old-timey song and dance.” Who
says apocalyptic warfare can’t have a little pizazz?